The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

by California Brown January 15, 2008

Congresstipated

Legislation stuck in Congress.

Forget about that vital legislation.It's Congresstipated.

by Waboa February 13, 2009

congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

by dirty November 24, 2004

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

by Drewnine March 15, 2009

Mars Congressional Republic

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.

The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations

by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020