Confustication

The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.

I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.

by Barrysuperhawk May 5, 2017

confusilated

confused or lost in the moment or just not making much sense

a confusilated mindset known basically throughout the african american population

by nique590 November 13, 2011

Confustigated

Ultimately Confusded, Baffled, Lost, or Iggnorant,

Im all Confustigated n' shit.

by Jayson November 12, 2003

confessigated

To be confussed, or getting confussed over something simple

Stu is getting confessigated about his noodles

by Jamie Clark September 22, 2006

Confusicated

When a relationship is confusing and complicated.

Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."

by colton the flying monkey November 13, 2011

Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.

(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010

confustications

Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.

'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 25, 2010