confukulate

when you are sooo fucking confused its confukulating ...
when your brain is completly brain fried

u confukulate me

by bellaboo18 June 10, 2011

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016

Configurate

Configurate (noun): A discernable pattern, in the shape of the Hindu-Arabic numeral eight ("8"), created by a convicted criminal while engaged in any locomotive activity, either self-propelled (walking, running, skating, bicycling, etc.) or by way of a motorized conveyance (automobile, motorcycle, Hoverboard, Segway, etc.)

Gayle: "Can you believe that Donald Trump is actually going to be the next President of the United States?"
Bob: Yeah, I know. That's crazy, right? But I'm sure it won't be long before all of America gets to enjoy seeing Trump

configurate for the rest of his life.

by TheoFandtoa January 8, 2017

confagurate

To setup in the gayest way possible

Did you see that system? Elton John couldn't confagurate it any worse.

by wizzardude August 28, 2018

configurate

A term for Minecraft developed as an alternative for configure.

Configurate plugins.

by chriskade August 14, 2019

Configurate

The dumbass way of saying configure when logging issues in IT

Configurate The Monitor

by Dead Cats With Bread July 1, 2021

Confogulated

A way more major level of confusion

Person 1: “Why did (a name) curse you out at the party.”

Person 2: “I don’t know that mess has me confogulated.”

by Cyb3rxyx May 4, 2024