taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.

by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Confession Pit

A hole that one digs in the snow, in order to sit down in it and confess one's deepest secrets. A practice that is common in eastern parts of Norway.

John just dug a confession pit. He told me he likes fat chicks.

Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.

by John Bucake December 7, 2011

cornfield confession

A confession of something that happened in a cornfield or a confession in a cornfield. Also most likely a Florida Georgia Line song.

Guy 1: I have a cornfield confession
Guy 2: Like the one Florida Georgia Line sings about?

by Big dogg daddy November 8, 2017

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.

A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...

by ThatGuyNextDoor January 6, 2012

Confess day!

Tell your friends something you were too afraid to tell them before😌

Hey I've been keeping this from you for a while I wanna confess my secrets to you because its national confess day!❤

by Thicccbishhhhhh October 17, 2019