Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.

As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er

by FiKriss December 17, 2009

conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Confibulated

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!

Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.

by RAO! January 16, 2009

conbobulate

to ponder upon;to think about exclusevly

I'm trying to conbobulate how to get this girl to go home with me

by Mule Daddy March 11, 2008

conflatulate

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)

2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart

3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"

2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95

3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

by MSmits5 September 14, 2008

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

confutulated

A state of confusion and aggravation.

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"

by Ainslie July 9, 2007