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Condoschmerz

Literally "condo pain" or "condo weariness," the deep sorrow and psychological pain one feels as one's city becomes destroyed by rapid, ubiquitous luxury condo development. Often results in disorientation.
I got lost in such a fog of condoschmerz while walking through the overdeveloped streets of the gentrified Lower East Side, I couldn't find my way home.
by Jeremiah Moss November 12, 2007
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vondouche nozzle

when someone is being excessively rude or stupid
"did you see that text David sent me?"
"yeah. where does he come up with that crap?!"
"idk, hes such a vondouche nozzle"
by Bridgette!! March 9, 2009
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Cadouche

A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.
I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.
by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009
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Cowdouche

1. n.) A hybrid of two forms of insufferable douche: the cowboy and the frat-douche. Typically can be seen with a wicker cowboy hat (often sponsored by Coors Light), expensive sunglasses, and leather boots. Rarely found with sleeves. Feels a small tingle of pride upon hearing the chorus to "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!".

2. n.) Matthew McConaughey
"Yeeehaw bitches let's get crazy up in this hootenanny! You art-fags gonna get your party on or what?"

"No thanks.......man, what a cowdouche."
by Fletcher Noonan July 2, 2009
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Comouche

The sexiest family known to man; crazy, exciting, loud and the most entertaining group of people you will ever meet. They are the life of the party
That guy is such a Comouche, I want to be just like him
by jus-cuz-i-can September 8, 2011
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Canouche

Canouche - a shorter better sounding word for the term Douche Canoe which needs no explanation.
That guy is a huge Canouche
by Dbomb3000 June 15, 2017
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conduces

verb: from conducive.

1. Encouragative of something positive.
2. Pushes towards something - normallyb positive.
M on Facebook today: Happy are those who find fault with themselves instead of finding fault with others.
Me: Not necessarily happy but at least wise and introspective, and to me self-questioning conduces (sic) progress.
by vivauganda January 23, 2011
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