Concierge

(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.

A: 'I met Mrs. Martinez in the hallway this morning... It took me more than 30 minutes to get rid of her endless gossiping.'

B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'

by Tketmad November 30, 2010

concierge

the guy who takes your luggage to your room and takes messages and makes reservations for you at a hotel!!!

think of ..... the guy at the front desk of the hotel in Home Alone 2 hes a concierge.

by Krisd September 24, 2005

chili concarne challenge

a large anal sex orgy is had by several people. following said orgy
all participants deficate on the floor and procede to engage in a "mud" wrestling match whereby the objective is to force as much feces as one can into the bodily orifices of their opponents. the winner of the challenge is the last person standing.

man vin diesel ruled that chili concarne challenge the othet night

by domes on holmes August 1, 2009

concharger

Another name for a remote control, most commonly for the television. It is the combination of the words 'controller' and 'in charge'.

"Hey, hand me the concharger or the change the channel, this show sucks!"

by Vailer February 10, 2007

executive concierge

medium priced call girl

She is only an executive concierge , you have to pay big time for the high priced call girls

by BiggestBBfan August 13, 2017

Concierge

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"

by Veseylad50 July 10, 2017

Couchraged

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.

I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged

by Macca60 December 1, 2018