The Sydney Conrad

when your getting head from a chick and you grab her by the ears and as soon as your about to bust you pull her ears all the way up to your pelvis then thurst your and bust all theway down her throat and watch the skit drip from her ears

damn...i just did "The Sydney Conrad" on that hoe!!

by lsn Joshua Walker April 12, 2010

Condaddy

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.

Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!

by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015

Pro Conrad

A lifetime gamer with sic, unbeatable Lego and lightsaber skills.

If you can’t beat the game, ask a Pro Conrad for help!

by Graham Kracker Kate aka Momz June 11, 2021

Conrad

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Usually tall, smart and classy. Loves and can do any task he puts his mind to. Conrad is hotter than the sun but chiller than ice. If you find a Conrad, keep him, you won't regret it. Origin: Spanish class

Girl 1: Did you see that guy over there?!? He's so hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's such a Conrad.
Guy: I wish I could be like Conrad.

by Dr. Conrad May 15, 2016

lauren conrad

Lauren Conrad, or "L.C." as her laguna friends called her, is the star of The Hills and Laguna Beach. During the first season of Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavalleri and Lauren didnt like each other because of the love triangle between, krisitn, lauren and stephen. Lauren was the narrator during the first season of Laguna Beach, she now has her own show on mtv called The Hills, which is basically about Lauren being an intern for Teen Vogue in L.A. and going to school at FIDM while finding time to party and hang out with boyfriend, Jason Wahler (former laguna beacher). Lauren's younger sister Brianna will be on Laguna Beach season three, while Lauren said The Hills will be her last reality show, now you know who Lauren Conrad is!

<Laguna Beach season 1>
Lauren Bosworth: How far are you and Stephen away from each other?
Lauren Conrad: Like, five minutes.
Lauren Bosworth: Really?
Lauren Bosworth: I think you guys are gonna get married.
Lauren Conrad: I think we're gonna be best friends.
Lauren Bosworth: That stuff happens, though, you know, like.
Lauren Conrad: I don't wanna marry Stephen.
Lauren Bosworth: Why? He's cute, you'd have pretty babies.
Jen: You would have pretty babies, your babies would be like the popular people at school.
Lauren Conrad: That's sweet.
Jen: They would.

by sexyy ass girl September 13, 2008

Conrad Salute

To exclaim loudly "Ay guys!" whilst wearing nothing but boxers. The Conrad Salute is also acceptable while drunk, and in the middle of the night/early morning

Guy1:"Ay Guys!"
Guy2: Conrad Salute, yeah man!

by Mike Koply July 20, 2008