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The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
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Coal Top

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020
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Conald

Conald, 15th one in c, in most dictionaries.

He takes cop's badges all the time, hunting babey rapers.

Car washer extraordinaire, loves meth and is prolifant in dentistry.

Currently feathering it in heaven.
Conald.

how do I get a job here fuck face?
by fedsmoker October 26, 2020
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Canal Water

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015
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Coal Toll

when a white girl dated a black guy and he beats her or knocks her up and leaves
burn the coal, pay the toll
Stephanie: why would tayshaunell do this?
Everyone:she paid the coal toll
by CBT enthusiast January 14, 2020
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canal

The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.
Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.
by JDawg 316 April 2, 2016
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Cobalting

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.
" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."
by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018
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