failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

by wakingpain October 28, 2006

comusicate

talking people while listening to cd or mp3 player
3 ways, headphones on, off, or lopsided
great way to talk to people you hate

My parents cant stand it when i comusicate cause they hate music

by dhzdf30 October 2, 2005

face-communicate

communicating to one another via the internet using facebook.

"Have you heard from them since we last face-communicated."

by Julie West March 13, 2009

netflix and communicate

Let's watch a movie while talking about how much we would rather be having sex

Me and Lexi had to Netflix and communicate because her parents came home early

by Kd35coker May 26, 2016

in-communicado

Two people that are communication but might as well be incommuncado because they rarely see each other. It's only written as it sounds exactly like it's antonym.

Our schedules suck.. you make a lousy booty call but lets stay in-communicado until you get fired.

by MonkeyBreath2 May 25, 2010

De-Communicate

To not talk to one. To block communication.

Damn, i realy want to de-communicate hung.

by Nick DeMarco1471 January 26, 2009

Communicado

An avacado that communicates.

I wish this vegetable understood me like a communicado.

by GamingWay August 21, 2019