contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008

computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge

She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!

by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011

computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.

He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.

by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

Covtarded

An adjective describing someone who needlessly protects themselves from COVID infection in situations where there is zero risk of infection.

That woman is covtarded. She is wearing a mask in her car when driving by herself

by Noone87 January 23, 2021

comparde

see compadre

n/a

by VAN June 19, 2003

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004