Computard

1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.

2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.

1.

Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!

Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.

2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.

Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel

Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.

by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009

computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge

She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!

by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011

computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.

He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.

by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012

corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

comparde

see compadre

n/a

by VAN June 19, 2003

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

compward

When online chatting with someone and there is a long awkward pause in between the messages

E: "Well, I was talking to AJ online and i asked her if she was Prego. And then there was this long awkward pause between messages!"

C: "God how compward! We all know that bitch is pregnant!"

by the real Calcutta homes March 2, 2009