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I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.
Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"
by el aficionado October 30, 2013
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comfrence

I have the customer on the phone. I will comfrence you in.
by Anthony Sosa December 24, 2008
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comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.
Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.
by boB Harvey November 6, 2003
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Compondering

To contemplate something but at the same time to ponder whether or not you should contemplate it.
"Man, I'm compondering eating that on the floor.."
by Kyle Snodgrass February 18, 2009
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Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.
You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.
by Ni2k February 16, 2013
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Comprehendable

Not actually a real word, yet some people claim it is when they use it in a sentence.
Person:"Was that supposed to be comprehendable by a human mind?"

Me:"Comprehendable isn't a word. Facepalm."
by FapLord March 13, 2011
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Comprehenday Bitch

means when you are talking to someone with attitude and they don't understand you, then you have to redirect them to full comprehension of the conversation.
My name is not Ronald McDonald do you Comprehenday Bitch.
by DuckyDoRight April 16, 2009
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