competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014

comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013

Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Comprehendable

Not actually a real word, yet some people claim it is when they use it in a sentence.

Person:"Was that supposed to be comprehendable by a human mind?"

Me:"Comprehendable isn't a word. Facepalm."

by FapLord March 13, 2011

Comprehenday Bitch

means when you are talking to someone with attitude and they don't understand you, then you have to redirect them to full comprehension of the conversation.

My name is not Ronald McDonald do you Comprehenday Bitch.

by DuckyDoRight April 16, 2009

Treorchy comprehensive school

A pile of shit with nerds, geeks and savages
If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.

Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.

If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.

*No phones* fucking bullshit

This place should go burn down fp

Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say

Let’s go to treorchy comprehensive school, we can smoke behind the barn then

by Godieffs August 20, 2018