cumguzzlingsemendemon

Woman or man who gobbles down so much cum they become satan

"You fuckin cumguzzlingsemendemon"

by Coo guy with a phat cock October 29, 2014

Cumguzzling

The precise suckling act of sucking dick and deepthroating, when the male who is slurping on the cock goes balls deep and remains there as the male counterpart is releasing cum (sperm, jizz, milk) and expecting the sucker to swallow all of it, while he finishes with a suction-type technique (when the top roof /bottom inner mouth grips the cock and pulls from it like a super larger straw, in attemp to get more cum to release; Without stopping the whole process until he is sure there is no more cum in the penis.

This cumguzzling fag kept sucking my dick when the cum was squirtin on his damn tonsils!

by Blacktlova May 14, 2017

Cumguzzling Dickgobbler

An individual (such as Jacob Lynch) who loves to guzzle some cum and gobble some dick.

Hey look at that Cumguzzling Dickgobbler! You mean Jacob Lynch? Yeah I sure did. What a pickle fucker!

by Pseudo Jesus August 28, 2016

cumguzzlingthundercunt

The name given to a prostitute with a tattoo of a lightning bolt

Dude I totally did it with a cumguzzlingthundercunt on friday.

by goddamsandmonkeys January 17, 2011

confuzzlingzors

A combination of confusing and puzzling, but far worse than confuzzling, usually requires a great amount of time to figure out what is going on when encountering a moment that is "confuzzlingzors"

"damn, women are confuzzlingzors, this bitch doesn't make ANY sense"

by Andrew Molinar October 27, 2008

cumguzzlingasian

phat hong

me - dude did you see that phat hong yesterday?
friend - omg he was so annoying dealing cards so slow!
me - what a cumguzzlingasian

by feajgeiowajg March 28, 2009

cumguzzlinghorsefucker

1/ to say to a gum jawed female before the fight.
or really any one.

cocky waffle house waitress .truck stop whore.
best started with 1"you aint nothing but"

2"you g+d damn"

3"wouldnt toucha cumguzzlinghorsefucker like you

whith finishing move such as 1.whore 2.bitch 3.pussy

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009