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Clowny

Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.

He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."

The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)

Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
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