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Confusionistic

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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conclusionist

Someone who accuses people based on bias judgement and with no solid factual evidence.
1) Davis: Hay fagot.

Dug: How am I a homosexual?

Davis:.....

Dug: Conclusionist.

2) Mark: Your cheating on me!

Julie: How am I cheating on you?

Mark: John comming over everyday?

Julie: He is my twin brother.

Mark:....

Julie: Conclusionist.
by Shockdragon February 22, 2013
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Collusioning

The act of verbal or non-verbal communication between two or more poker players who are intentionally trying to work together against another player.
Tony and Marshal were collusioning against Eric at last nights poker game.
by The bounty June 30, 2022
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Confusionistic

I am feeling confusionistic about this
by rayyhh010044 May 8, 2023
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Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.
I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!
by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010
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confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.
"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."
by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009
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Confusionista

A person who seeks creates and enjoys chaos and the subsequent drama that comes with it.
Person x is a confusionista.

A group of people are confusionistas.

Stop being a confusionista and focus on better thing to do.
by D3k4s January 2, 2023
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