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couldn't lie straight in bed

This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.
As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!
by definer567 November 25, 2015
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couldn't see jack

couldn't see anything
move i couldn't see jack
by Simaj October 7, 2007
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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.
mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."
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Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*

Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*. is an error message the displays upon typing a word that doesn't exist in the world of urban dictionary.
Per1 :hey urban dictionary what does ¤º♡%¥《 mean??¿
urban dictionary : Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*
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couldn’t be me

ellie : wow she’s so good at art!
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art
by gaymergaybie October 22, 2019
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i couldn't give a rat's ass

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.
by PA McFalls May 1, 2016
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