glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

coffee table

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

by Bob Paul December 28, 2005

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling

I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.

by peerless3 August 24, 2003

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

confeatable

comfortable

i am feeling confeatable

by dexter coffman February 27, 2009

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009

coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008