Codblocked

Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.

Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.

by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010

Cockblocked

When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster

Brendon was so butthurt by a meme on Facebook that he cockblocked the person that made it

by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021

Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

by Juhurty October 5, 2011

CODblocker

Derived from the term COD or Call of Duty

Used for someone who wants to do something other than play COD, when all you want to do is play.

Jim: I cant wait to play COD tonight
Bob: Oh dude lets go see a movie instead
Jim: Dammit Bob! You CODblocker!

by Ripped McMuscles February 20, 2011

COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)

NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(

by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018