Catalingus

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.

"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."

by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018

chobalingus

The act of licking a yogurt lid.

"Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus."

Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus.

Chobalingus is the best part of eating a yogurt.

by DJDanB February 21, 2014

Cutalingus

The oral stimulation of the female genitalia.

I went home with this beour and I did some serious cutalingus on her

by Sockimpact November 18, 2021

condilingus

a nickname for Secutary of State Condiliza Rice created by Dave Chapplle

Condilingus Rice sounds like a Mexican dish

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007

conealingus

The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.

John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.

--and/or--

Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

by sullivan504 April 22, 2009

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

Canalingus

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.

"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."

by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014