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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
by Anonymous December 6, 2004
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Cockmonia

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
by JeMaSh January 27, 2011
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cockmilk

What comes out from your dick when you ejaculate. Also se semen
Pontus: Can I have some of your delicious cockmilk?
Random guy: Ofcourse.
by Jagsemash April 20, 2008
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cockmaestro

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.
"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"
by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004
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Cockmouth

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011
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Cockmane

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.
Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009
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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
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