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croctopus

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
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octopussy

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.
I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
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coctopus

theoretical sexual position involving a girl taking two cocks in the ass, vagina, and mouth while also giving two handjobs
Melvin: Dude check out this coctopus shit!!
Andy: Hentai is fucked up...
by jofah November 8, 2007
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Octopuss Garden

Coined by Ringo Star, it is a term used when there is an orgy with 8 pussies.
Ringo : "Hey George, These 8 ladies have been dreaming about fucking us."
George: "Well, lets do it then. Let's go under the sea to the Octopuss Garden."
by supermario15 July 13, 2012
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Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.
She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.
by Scoone July 20, 2018
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Dr. octopuss

When 8 men penetrate a women's vagina all at one time
me and some friends did the Dr. octopuss last night
by (DaZe) January 22, 2016
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Octopussying

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
by Martypoo April 17, 2009
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