Cocktipus 

Describing someone who you do not know the gender of. Can not decide if it is a male or female.

Did you see that cocktipus standing in line?

Cocktipus by Chezus October 16, 2011

cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

cockapuss by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007

cocktipuss 

the act of having eight individual penis's

"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"

cocktipuss by Snickersshitters February 5, 2010

Cocktopus 

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

Cocktopus by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

Cocktopuss 

The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.

Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.

Cocktopuss by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009

cactapuss 

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

cactapuss by thehunger August 30, 2007

cocktopus 

When a girl is surrounded by 8 cocks at once. Usually in a circle around the girl.

Dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a cocktopus! It was fucking awesome!

cocktopus by bigpimp741 April 2, 2008