Cocksweater

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.

Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

by Nick, Carter, Ace, Alex, Brian June 22, 2008

Cockswitch

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011

cockswabbing

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.

Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..

by TJSILLY July 2, 2017

cockswab

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

by rottencock March 16, 2015

Cockwatcher

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

by BenLofM August 11, 2008

Cockswap

Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"

by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010

pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team

we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008