cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.

1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"

by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008

cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008

Cockstar

A girl that only sleeps with RockStars and thus obtains some level of fame simply because of the penis that she's had inside her vagina.

That girl slept with every rock star I know, she's a Cockstar.

by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009

Captain Cockstar

a five o clock cocktail consisting of: Captain Morgan's original spiced rum, Coca Cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. Invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.

Shit man, I be sipping on that captain cockstar, getting mad faded,

by 310 Cockstars August 27, 2007

cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010

Cockstacking

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.

Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!

by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011