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Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}
The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality
by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015
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Cockslammer

A dude who has sex so hardcore and slams his cock full force into a girl that her head and whole body shakes. It is like a GeForce. He is very good at making a girl pleased and happy.
Person 1: Dude look at this cockslammer in this porno, he is insane.
Person 2: Wow that is crazy.
by AlmirHabir April 14, 2020
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Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...
" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."
by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009
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cockslammer

Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)

Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:

Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!

Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.

Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.

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Insulting tense:

Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.

Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.

Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.

Or:

Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.

Soup: Fuck you; get your own.

Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
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cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the day
is that the red mark of a cock slapper
by glennnn elliott August 2, 2006
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Cockstopper

A moment when the cock stops beating and its functions die because of an ugly ass bitch sighting.
Omg..look at that fuckin cockstopper.

Dude..your moms a cockstopper.
by Ray December 7, 2003
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cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.
Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?
by London_Midge February 20, 2004
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