cockslamp

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.

"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"

by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011

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cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.

Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

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bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016

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When you and your partner are both naked and ready to fuck . As the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a cock slap/ dick print .

Lisa got tired of dick prints so she pulled off an Around The Back CockSlap.

by TrustTheCircle June 4, 2012

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cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

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