crockpottery

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.

Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.

by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockrocker

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass

by siege October 12, 2003

cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.

Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.

by monkT1000 September 3, 2008

cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.

Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.

by sam necochea July 24, 2008

Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.

Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022