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The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019
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cockocidal maniac

one who appreciates the cock more than the average bear.
Tanya shagged twelve different men in one evening. Tanya is a cockocidal maniac. Yep, loves that cock...
by Madz141 February 22, 2007
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cockfidence

(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.
Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.
by Prantzell March 15, 2010
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cockcident

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
by Mike Beach June 18, 2006
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Cockicidal

Person who love the cock, often appear as shy or cautious. Reality dictates that they have an unholy hunger for the salami monster. they are often very good at multitasking.


adj : capable of or conducive to Orgies; "a YoghurtCoated rogue"; "a Spiderman rage"; "Woman Possessed"

This word was mad famous by Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

Another useful link is "Cockicidal Maniac" by Poopy and the Crimson Faries
She's a total cockicidal maniac, and is obsessed with guys, hot guys!

Syxpak Loves Cockicidal maniacs
by Doodee March 15, 2005
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Cockcited

To be excited about the cock.

1)Used to describe slutty girls and gays who enjoy the cock and look like they would enjoy some at this moment.
2) Used also to joke about a guy friends sexuality if he says something about the cock to where he seems excited.
1) Dude, she wants your dick! She's so cockcited right now!
2) The friend comments on a photo of someone drinking a Diet Coke with "DIET COCK!!!" then he's cockcited!
by Ed The Ringleader April 22, 2011
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Cockfidence

A perfect blend of cockiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.
Betsy: I look good.
Kayla: I totally want your cockfidence.
by colteezykeezy October 8, 2011
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