Chucknasty 

Chucknasty is an adjective coined by one Mr. Chuckran, a high school physics teacher. It is used to describe extreme or ideal conditions, such as when there is zero gravity, no friction, or amusement park rides that can go extremely fast. At Chucknasty's Amusement Park, rides are designed to work so that the occupant, usually {Souza}, will be harmned.

Chucknasty is also the name of a super hero who has the power to make situations ideal.

In a chucknasty world, Newton's cradle would be able to go on indefinently.

Chucknasty by Chuckran's Student May 30, 2009

dick faced cockmaster 

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

dick faced cockmaster by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

cocktastic 

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun

EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.

cocktastic by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008

shitfaced cockmaster! 

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

shitfaced cockmaster! by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

Cockpasted 

Covering a surface entirely with cum

Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week

Cockpasted by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022

cockmaster 

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.

You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!

cockmaster by pete August 10, 2004

shit face cockmaster 

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

shit face cockmaster by ed is awesome June 18, 2008