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Cockily

The man cockily played with his pocket dictionary.
by regnig October 14, 2008
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Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition
Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!
by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009
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Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}
The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality
by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015
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cockflock

v. clockflocks, cockflocked, cockflocking
1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.

2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.

3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.

also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.

Ant. Cockblock
1. I ran cockflock for my bro since I had NO chance of getting any at the Kappa Sig party.

2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.

3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
by NickC November 25, 2005
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cockflation

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.
Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.
by Scooter M. September 5, 2008
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cockflesh

Any part of a penis.
Shemale cockflesh is best enjoyed raw.
by Shemale Cygnet September 1, 2009
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cockflopable

Adj. The likeliness that one's penis will break the barrier of the fly thus flopping out. Usually used to describe boxer shorts.
I can't wear these boxers whilst slip and sliding, they're way too cockflopable.
by Jesty May 1, 2006
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