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"JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE A COCKFOSTER ARN'T YOU"
"JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE A COCKFOSTER ARN'T YOU"
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by The bad wolf July 8, 2009
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1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual
1. a person who ejaculates onto themselves
2. an inconsiderate slob, esp. with regard to gratisfaction mutual or individual
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1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).
2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.
1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).
2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.
1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"
"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."
2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."
5 minutes later:
Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"
"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."
2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."
5 minutes later:
Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."
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"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
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