Cockfrost 

Noun.

1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).

2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.

1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"

"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."

2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."

5 minutes later:

Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."

Cockfrost by Ontology Mustard September 15, 2010

cockfro 

A Bushy hair fro in the genital area of a man. If you have Bob Ross Hairstyle in your nether regions you definitely have a cockfro!

Damn Stacy, I almost had my eye poked out by a cockfro last night while going down on my date!

Cockfro's while dangerous can be very sexy!

"Did you hear? Cockfro's are making a huge comeback!"

cockfro by TCJG June 20, 2008

Cockfestation 

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.

an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).

Cockfestation by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

Cockfosters 

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line

London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"

Cockfosters by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011

Cockcroft 

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.

n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."

Cockcroft by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008

Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.

Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.

Cockfrogging by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

cockfest 

A huge party where only males(cocks) are involved in. An all males party.

We had one hell of a cockfest last night!

cockfest by Anthony Vu September 15, 2003