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cockatoo

Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
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Cockadoodle Deuce

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.
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cockaholic

hannah brown is a cockaholic
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cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.
"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "
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cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock
Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!
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cockahoop

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.
(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.
by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008
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Cockaholism

Serious, yet rarely fatal, addiction to mass quantities of penis. A person who suffers from Cockaholism may want the wang two, three or five times in a single night. The condition also exists in weekend binge form.
A: "hey, where is C? I havn't seen her all weekend"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"
by AliasC December 23, 2010
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