cockalotofpuss
A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.
cockalotofpuss by CockTheMong January 2, 2011
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cockatoo
Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...
They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.
You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.
You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
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Cockadoodle Deuce
Cockadoodle Deuce by early riser July 13, 2009
cacatoot
v. - To accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
(blend of caca and toot).
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
(blend of caca and toot).
1. In attempting to discreetly pass gas, I accidentally cacatootled.
2. I thought I just had to toot, but it turned out to be a cacatoot.
2. I thought I just had to toot, but it turned out to be a cacatoot.
cacatoot by Lizzy Rosenshine November 24, 2007
Cockatooing
Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...
"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"
Cockatooing by KStimp December 13, 2013
cockadoodledouchebag
Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!
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