Cockroach 

Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.

Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"

Cockroach by bananafanna July 19, 2010

Cockroach with no cock 

When a woman lookin crusty asf

Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock

Cockroach with no cock by inn.my.shadowzs March 15, 2021

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH 

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH by nyaperks November 25, 2020

Flying Cockroach 

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.

Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!

Flying Cockroach by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013

dead, dead as a cockroach 

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

dead, dead as a cockroach by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020

cockroach 

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.

Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.

cockroach by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Cockroach Lawyer 

Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.

Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards

Cockroach Lawyer by Danglesssss August 31, 2021