cacapoopoopeepeejob

when your in an arby's and the waitress instead of bringing you your meal slaps her dick on the table and puts bbq sauce on it and then your all like bitch put more salt on that shit and then she gives you a rimjob

dude, i was just chillin getting a normal blowjob and i was like hey, im gonna go to arby's and get a cacapoopoopeepeejob from tara the waitress.

by Tarapoopyshitass August 21, 2009

Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockahoop

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

Cockapoo

A dog that is a hybrid of Cocker Spaniel and Poodle. A both energetic and lazy dog with a kind soul and heart, unless approached by an evil bystander. Loves you more than herself, attention, being played with, and meeting new dogs and people. Adorable and free-spirited animal

"Oh, Mom, can I pet that Cockapoo? It is so cute!"

by 50centremix May 7, 2015

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005