Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

Cockamania by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

cockband 

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

cockband by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Cockabitachewsome 

meant to describe anything involving a hammer and a french person eating a puppy while Shaving his eyebrow.

Left eyebrow to be exact

I love the use of Cockabitachewsome in this Pie

Cockabitachewsome by chhance bawx May 3, 2010

cockbang 

This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

The bar was so crowded that when Jake gave me a hug he cockbanged me.

cockbang by PapiChulapi June 11, 2006

Cockafanny 

A hilariously unintentionally sexual exclamation with a meaning and use similar to 'outrageous' or 'balderdash'. The term is frequently used whilst one is speaking in a bad snooty british accent.

Guy: But surely you don't have to pay for incoming texts!

Girl: Yep, I do.

Guy: Cockafanny!

Cockafanny by pompous pedantic pontificator November 13, 2010

copabananas

A blend of sensibilities from the 1970's and today.

Yo dawg, if Barry Manilow and Gwen Stefani did a song together, that shit would be copabananas!

copabananas by Jonah Gabriel September 25, 2005

Cockabaloo

a bully

millie was a cockabaloo today

Cockabaloo by --Lulu-- April 24, 2009