floppy cock

1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.

When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.

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A derrogatory name given to the University of Tennessee's fight song, "rocky top".

Floppy cock you'll always be
home sweet home to me
Good ole floppy cock, floppy cock Tennessee!

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Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy

Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock

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Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

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(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

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A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}

The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality

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Adj. The likeliness that one's penis will break the barrier of the fly thus flopping out. Usually used to describe boxer shorts.

I can't wear these boxers whilst slip and sliding, they're way too cockflopable.

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