shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

by Noah March 24, 2004

Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

Cock Shock

Sepsis caused by human wine decanting

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.

Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.

by deathgrippin March 15, 2021

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022

Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.

“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”

by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021