the cock

Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.

For the more record- he loves the cock!

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Cock

Vulgar word for the male penis! The human COCK is the greatest thing to have in this world. Cocks can be uncut or cut and all colors, sizes, and angles. Regardless of what type of cock you have. They give us great pleasure every day. Having a cock between your legs beats a pussy any day of the week. ;) Cocks are also super delicious to suck, fuck up the butt or cunt. They also produce a healthy liquid known as semen! Men jerk their cocks minimum once a day but sometimes 2-3 depending on time available and if good porn is found.

His COCK was 8 inches! He piped my pussy good and shot his babies up my cunt!

by HornyPornoAddict March 6, 2022

The Cock

Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.

Dubya loves the cock

as opposed to:

Dubya loves cock

by G-man September 13, 2003

by cock

A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.

Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!

by 4444444474 November 4, 2009

cocked

drunk

by Anonymous January 7, 2003

Cock It

To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong

Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

cock

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The scientific name for cock is dick.

by Don't Be A Richard June 27, 2014