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Cockumber

Cockumber is a way of saying Cucumber that makes people thing about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common
Is there Cockumbers in this salad?
by Cockumber September 4, 2018
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Cockcumber

Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.
Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.
by PimpmasterHDWQ November 3, 2010
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Cockumentary

A genre of film, the word is adapted from the Documentary genre, its essentially the same but more hardcore and without so much narration. Adult entertainment films, porn, specifically involving Gentlemen or bros
Hey, how about we put on that Cockumentary I was telling you about Big Sticks and get bizzeh
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cockumentary

Michael Moore is famous for his controversial cockumentaries.
by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004
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Coccomyxaceae

A word that is impossible pronounce. Give it a try, and don't hurt yourself.
NoLife1: What's an impossible word to say?

NoLife2: Coccomyxaceae.

NoLife1: Coc... wha?
by TylerCh.n June 26, 2010
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COCOCUM

when you put cocaine inside your dick and get a blowjob and when you cum it get mixed cocaine and the girl/guy or whatever the fuck you're getting the blowjob from swallow the cocaine induced cum
damn bro i gave her a cococum last night and it was wild
by uzi.khatri November 29, 2020
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Cockumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.
Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.
by pseudomine December 7, 2009
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