Skip to main content

dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.
I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
mugGet the dick and pussy collisions mug.

comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.
JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
by krwlos1 September 4, 2010
mugGet the comment collision mug.

Lyrical Commision

One of Melbourne's (and arguably Australia's) strongest Hiphop group. Delivering dark, vicious rhymes over solid tracks. Members include Trem, Brad Strut and Bob Balans, with cuts supplied by DJ J-red.
Albums:
.The Stage is Set
.Murderous Metaphors
"As the beat drums i speak tongues, you cant comprehend since '91 heads in the know sayign WHATS FOR TREM.
Its on again as years passed, the stage was set, LC blazed each place, we grazed from A to Z, craters left from raps spawned and platforms, check the map flatten whole cities with just our wack slaunch, BACK TO STAUNCH.Youve seen uh-s my team crushed more mics than any clean cut rappers can dream up." - Trem, Hells Basement on Lyrical Commision's Murderous Metaphors.
by MagnoliaFan December 28, 2005
mugGet the Lyrical Commision mug.

collision course

A great collaboration by linkin park and jay-z where jay-z's songs are combined with linkin park's songs to produce some good ones and some not so good ones
"We doin big pimping we spendin G's"
by observeranonymous : ) January 16, 2005
mugGet the collision course mug.

commision

Commision (art commision) - most used on Deviantart, commision is a paid art, it costs real money. Also there are comms which are paid arts too, but cost Deviantart points.
A: Wow! I like your art! How about a commision?
B: Sure!
A: How much is it?
B: It is (for example) 50$
A: Ow, thanks! How can I pay?
B: You can pay by (for example) PayPal.
by Kitus September 5, 2016
mugGet the commision mug.

s.s collision

Its a boat only for people that fail.
All aboard the s.s collision fail boat TOOT TOOT!!!
by jeff intal January 26, 2008
mugGet the s.s collision mug.

Penile Collision

The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
mugGet the Penile Collision mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email