CocoSexual

Being sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn

Person A: I am CocoSexual

Person B: what does that mean

Person A: I am sexually attracted to Coco Quinn and only Coco Quinn

by Werewolf2000 July 6, 2022

Colostitute

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.

Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!

by Sick MD April 24, 2009

colos beans

Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The

Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.

Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice

Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.

Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans

by beansbeansbeansbeansbeans November 30, 2019

Colossal stoner

Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.

- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."

by RoseTea April 8, 2012

Cobbs

When someone has some food, and you want some of it. They have to give you some unless they say “no cobbs” before you.

Cobbs on some of your chips

by Uncle cornball October 21, 2019

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

Cocosanti

Haitian word for dirty vagina

Amanda: i can't believe you Calvin that's disgusting that fat girl had a COCOSANTI.

Calvin: whats that mean? she has cocopuffs in her vagina or something.

Amanda:....(-_-) it means dirty vagina fucktard.

Calvin: oh .....i was desperate =(

by SlickRickwithdaLittleDick October 7, 2009