dirty cojones

when a man instead of the traditional anal sex, he simply inserts his balls in a womans anus.

I gave betty a little dirty cojones last night, and my balls had shit on them yet i refused to clean them off.

by Wayne Boucher January 6, 2009

Cobourg

Small town in cobourg where all the teenagers are either 1 high af 2 getting wasted 3 both or 4 bitching about each other and causing some fucking pointless drama.

Cobourg. Why would you move there

by Lit guy22 September 1, 2017

colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.

Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.

by matfunguy July 19, 2015

Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.

"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)

by DaystarEld February 7, 2012

Coconut Island

An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy

Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."

by FourElemental May 12, 2021

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

by PonchoFox December 29, 2014