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coalminer

A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
by jissum210 May 23, 2008
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coalminer

A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
by jissum210 May 23, 2008
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kentucky coalminer

To use the tongue in a shovel like manner to remove shit nuggets from the anal cavity of a man in sexual manner.
the ol' lady was nug pluckin my ass crack and when she came out of my rectal cave she looked like the Kentucky coalminer
by dock and door terminology February 26, 2014
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Olivia Colman

A GOD-TIER MILF
Olivia Colman is in this movie? I better put on an adult nappy.
by pre-milfera May 15, 2022
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Coalminer's Lunch

A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.
Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"

Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"

Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
by zlater237 November 12, 2009
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Calman

Girl 1: Last night was the BEST. That new guy Will is a such a Calman!
by FE-270 October 17, 2008
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Colman Dock

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.
I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.
by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013
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