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Coal Miner

by Jamie April 29, 2004
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Coal Miner

When a girl shits without wiping and a dude picks at the left overs with his pinky
DUDE holie just let me coal miner her. I need some hand sanitizer .
by Whatdagaming April 18, 2016
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Alaskan Coal Miner

When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.

After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!
by Coal Digger April 27, 2009
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Angry Coal Miner

When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!
Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.
by JMcClure October 23, 2008
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Coal Miner's Argument

A variant of the gambler's fallacy - "it is harder to dig yourself out of a hole than it is to dig deeper."
My friend Melvin won't stop buying Funko Pops - he says his collection won't sell for anything unless he has a complete set. I guess he's never heard of the coal miner's argument.
by Yegglemorph November 18, 2022
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Coal Miners Daughter

When the man is on his hands and knees with his ass in the air while the woman eats his ass and jerks him off.
She said she'd do anything. So she gave me a flawless Coal Miners Daughter
by Rimsplitter May 30, 2017
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Chocolate coal miner

The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'

(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )
Adrian Chiles is everybodies chocolate coal miner
by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 20, 2010
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