crypto-lesbian

A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.

Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Smoking crypto

A process in which an individual extracts cryptocurrency from the internet and smokes it, in order to get high.

Did you hear that Balboni has been acting crazy lately? I think he started smoking crypto again.

by Bollicks July 18, 2023

crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

Cryptochronica

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.

'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'

by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

Cryptocunt

Someone that is clearly a cunt but they continually deny that they are one.

Friend 1: "Hey, should I invite him?"
Friend 2: "Hell no! That guy is a total cryptocunt!"

by Steel Buckeye April 29, 2014

Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC

Clapton is GOD!!!

by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009