crumfy

comfy + frumpy comfy frumpy
chill comfortable dgaf lazy tirednot going out stay in

Im CRUMFY AF and not going a damn place.

Don't judge, I'd be on trial for being caught crumfy on Fleek Street.

I am feeling comfy and frumpy and dgaf!

by Freyjawired February 28, 2019

Cumfy

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by jh valley_ April 30, 2013

clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

by Riff1771 February 24, 2008

chumfy

cosy, snuggly and comfortable, can be applied to as a feeling, situation or object.

your favorite jumper that you slob about in would be described as a chumfy jumper, having a whole day snuggled up with a duvet would be a chumfy day with a chumfy duvet,

by fleur mason June 30, 2007

clumy

some one or something that is perfect in every way

"wow sophie who is that guy, he is soooo clumy...to die for"

by hornythornylesbian69ner October 26, 2011

clumpy bum

When fat girls wear skinny jeans, leggings or any tight pair of trousers for to long and it makes their ass roll like Swiss cheese. The girls that usually have clumpy bum are usually very morbidly obese and wear seventeen layers of makeup. They look like a canvass that wears a crop top and has rolls or their ass

“Dayum girl loose some weight you got that clumpy bum”

by BlackIlI October 16, 2019

Clumfuck

A person who is next level clumsy in every thing they do all the fucking time. You really do have to question whether or not their brain was wired up properly and whether this person is actually able to control their body movements. Even the simplest of tasks can be fucked up by a clumfuck. Even when it’s next to impossible to have a clumsy moment a clumfuck will always find a way. After all a clumfuck does what a clumfuck does best.

Person 1: You see vv, that beautiful girl over there
Person 2: Yeh, I heard she’s the biggest clumfuck in our school

by I like pubes November 11, 2019